On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love thought about Ten lords a-leaping but gave me the cigar instead. This can be worn everywhere you can’t light up. But it lights uo my surroundings and creates plenty of conversations.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love was thinking of sending to me Eleven pipers piping but found this rather amusing monkey instead.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Twelve drummers drumming. Well, it was actually the modern equivalent and was an exquisite oil drum.
Whatever you are buying for the man in your life this Christmas, don’t buy socks, don’t buy a jumper and he really doesn’t need any more gloves….